Text Abbreviations for People Over 50 Tea Towel

For the friend who's already forgotten why she walked into this room today.

If "why did I come into this room?" feels like something that deserves its own abbreviation — good news, it finally has one! This tea towel invents the texting shorthand people over 50 actually need: WDICITR (why did I come into this room?), NMW (need more wine), and a full list of other senior-moment classics nobody's ever had a word for, until now.

Illustrated by Sa Boothroyd and hand-printed in small batches at her workshop in Gibsons, BC, it's a small thing that says a big thing: you know exactly who this is for, and chances are, you've felt every one of these this week yourself. And it's not a novelty that gets drawered after one laugh — it's a real tea towel she'll actually use, so every time she reaches for it, she's reminded who gave it to her.

• Illustrated by artist Sa Boothroyd
• 100% cotton, 18" x 27", with a centre back loop for easy hanging
• Machine wash cold, normal cycle — shake out when dry, or press for a crisper look
• Makes a ready-to-give gift — no wrapping skills required
• Ships from our USA location — no border delays or customs surprises

A good one to add to your gift stash — and while you're at it, there's probably a few more people on this list who need their own.