{"product_id":"text-abbreviations-for-people-over-50-tea-towel","title":"Text Abbreviations for People Over 50 Tea Towel","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFor the friend who's already forgotten why she walked into this room today.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf \"why did I come into this room?\" feels like something that deserves its own abbreviation — good news, it finally has one! This tea towel invents the texting shorthand people over 50 actually need: WDICITR (why did I come into this room?), NMW (need more wine), and a full list of other senior-moment classics nobody's ever had a word for, until now.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIllustrated by Sa Boothroyd and hand-printed in small batches at her workshop in Gibsons, BC, it's a small thing that says a big thing: you know exactly who this is for, and chances are, you've felt every one of these this week yourself. And it's not a novelty that gets drawered after one laugh — it's a real tea towel she'll actually use, so every time she reaches for it, she's reminded who gave it to her.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIllustrated by artist Sa Boothroyd\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% cotton, 18\" x 27\", with a centre back loop for easy hanging\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine wash cold, normal cycle — shake out when dry, or press for a crisper look\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMakes a ready-to-give gift — no wrapping skills required\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShips from our USA location — no border delays or customs surprises\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA good one to add to your gift stash — and while you're at it, there's probably a few more people on this list who need their own.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sa Boothroyd","offers":[{"title":"Mauve","offer_id":44472335859796,"sku":"TT1123MAUVE","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Teal","offer_id":44472335892564,"sku":"TT1123TEAL","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0676\/9056\/1620\/files\/text-abbreviations-tea-towel-sa-boothroyd-bramble-row-mauve_webp.webp?v=1773681790","url":"https:\/\/bramblerow.com\/products\/text-abbreviations-for-people-over-50-tea-towel","provider":"Bramble Row","version":"1.0","type":"link"}